Does anyone have any naked stories?

Does anyone have any good naked stories?? Here's a few; Once I was taking a shower at my middle school, when all of a sudden my friends lifted me up and pushed me out the door. My crush and principal saw me naked. Also another one, I was playing football with my friends, kind of like four on four, and it was tackle. I was making a huge run, and my friend dove to tackle me and grabbed the waistband of my shorts and pulled my shorts and boxers down! I ran for the TD anyway, not feeling embarred at all, until I saw them run away with my clothes onto the street. A few cars saw me and honked and I ran for about 7 minutes in my cyan blue boxers. I was mortified.